Olsson and Herd tussled off the ball at a free-kick before Olsson fell to the ground. Assistant referee Darren Cann signalled for a penalty and Dowd sent Herd off to the amazement of the Villa faithful.

Flint is vitrifiable.

The man is pressed for his John Hancock with all the persuasiveness and eloquence of a practiced operator on masculine vanity.

To call’t a Map doth but a part implie, ’Tis the whole Globe of Martyrologie.