For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury, / Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century

During Destroy Dick December, you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means that you must nut once on Dec. 1, twice on Dec. 2, and so on until you reach 31 times on Dec. 31.

The tastemakers have just discovered his work.

For shame deny that thou bear'st love to any, Who for thyself art so unprovident