The son of a former houseowner in the Stumpergasse told me that the young Hitler would go every morning to a Jewish distiller (Branntweiner) near his flat to have a small breakfast there consisting always of ‘a tea and a kipfel’.

To stooze, you transfer the balance from the credit card and stash it in a high-interest savings account, one with as high a rate of interest as possible.

I'm not sure this will work, but it's worth a try.

Oysters are bivalved.