A swarthy boy opened a book and propped it nimbly under the breastwork of his satchel. He recited jerks of verse with odd glances at the text:

[F]or unloading in the barn, the hoisting fork is a great saving of time and elbow juice.

The worship of phalluses which is another frequently-met feature of early religions leaves the superficial modern observer equally aghast on account of its fantasticity when he is not overwhelmed by its indecency.

How did Playboy happen to' aspire toward pimpdom's lush heights? Well, therein hung a tale. He admitted he hadn't always been big time.