I am commissioned by the Queen to offer you the place of Italian reader; and I assure you the offer was made with many kind expressions of interest. You will enter upon the duties, which are almost nominal, immediately.

The customer overspecified the requirements and now we're contractually required to build it this way. Does he think he's an engineer?

Roman Transubstantiators

While here, half mad, half fed, half sarkit, / Is a' th' amount.