In the specific focus of providing a reference who can verify your tenured slanhood to the administrators, let's set the record straight and let's get very real and very clear about something here.

[T]he very constitution of society is based upon this volunteer system of paying the piper. Honest men pay the piper for rogues, and full purses for empty ones.

I will construe to thee All the charactery of my sad brows.

I waited now his return; eager to disburthen my mind, and to seek of him the solution of the enigma that perplexed me.