A metaphrast has re-written Ian McEwan's book Atonement as a poem.

Maryus, his soonne, was then intronizate, / And sette on high in trone of maiestie, / With croune of golde full royally coronate, / As worthy was vnto his royalte; […]

And, Mr. Farfrae, as you provide so much, and houseroom, and all that, I’ll do my part in the drinkables, and see to the rum and schiedam—maybe a dozen jars will be sufficient?

Phytolacca or Pokeweed is a domestic Plant in Virginia and New York, grows in all their Plantations.