Here in Canuckistan, the mullahs who control the state media (the CBC) have decreed that the words fisherman and fishermen are somehow offensive to the ears of loyal Canuckistanis.

Mr. Zerón’s exact whereabouts is not known and he could not be reached for comment.

[…]there is neither toastable bread nor bacon in the house!

To my knowledge, there were no “Obamacans” in my family; all of the Republicans were sticking with Senator John McCain.