And no president should be left unparodied.

Batement, To abate or waste a piece of Stuff, by forming of it to a designed purpose

Indeed, it might be argued that the higher standards of cleanliness, hairlessness, odorlessness, and beauty held for women in our culture are a reflection of the greater burden placed on them to civilize their bodies lest they be seen as disgusting by others...

And, hey maybe we keep it schtum on the Avenger stuff some, yeah? It gets around I'm living in this building and you guys are all targets...