I'd like to think the good people of Tecmo devoted an entire lab to testing jiggle physics, but, sadly, the bouncing isn't anywhere close to realistic. Still, there's something about the sway of a woman's breasts that leaves our very souls souls oscillating, scintillating, and reverberating into a world of happy.

Saying this in the nicest way possible.... BAKAW BUK BUK BACAW

He described himself as a poet-composer and actually said the word hyphen when he did so: "I'm a poet hyphen composer.

Etymological figures are sundry kinds of changings, and outcastings, or onsettings, of breathsounds and clippings, in the forms of words.