So if you're hoping to get a fuck, you'll be out of luck, Hideous hag, You are an ugly troll,

Within a very few years after these islands shall have become regularly settled, in all probability this for will be classed with the dodo, as an animal which has perished from the face of the earth.

Dean Whitehead opened the scoring shortly after the break with a low finish and substitute Peter Crouch sealed the win with a tap-in.

Medibank Private is a magic pudding which would make Norman Lindsay proud.