This is how I use my Daybook: I sit down on Sunday and think about the week ahead. I begin by identifying the major ... When I get home on Monday, I revisit my Daybook, consider what happened that day and what I want to happen the rest …

I duppied every rave.

Tall, lean Danny with the huge horsedick seated on the bar stool was a fixture Saturday afternoons.

Subsequently she was over the toilet all night throwing up. ‘My kishkas came out from that thing! Some practical joker!’