‘Took yeh from the ruined house myself, on Dumbledore’s orders. Brought yeh ter this lot...’ ‘Load of old tosh,’ said Uncle Vernon.

Many of the so-called rites of these secret societies were so patently ridiculous, that it is quite obvious that they were merely an excuse for men and women to indulge in sex-play and lustful gratification, frequently of an abnormal kind.

Let's go scug-hunting is a common phrase. […] a stick with a leaden head, used for knocking down birds and scugs (squirrels).

Compact pizza box personal computers with integrated components are more desirable since they occupy less precious and scarce desktop real estate.