Thou common shot-clog, gull of all companies.

This herky-jerky driving style is, according to Wayne Gerdes, a Chicago-based fuel economy expert, a variation of what hypermilers call the “high-speed pulse and glide.”

[Y]ou, with your errabund guesses, veering to all points of the literary compass, amused the many-humoured yet single-minded Pantagruelist, …

Sarah, if you wear gloves your hands might not slip on your shaft and you can up your game, girl!