Says Ellroy, "Noir is a shit-can I'm getting off of.

[…] out popped the gargoylish head of a bulb-nosed old man.

He commenced dressing at top by donning his beaver hat, a very tall one, by the by, and then—still minus his trowsers—he hunted up his boots.

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