The tabloid newspaper was eager to dish the dirt on celebrities.

Disenfranchise pedo-priests and ephebo-priests.

This soggy match will not light.

Your minde is toſſing on the Ocean, / There vvhere your Argoſies vvith portly ſayle, / Like Signiors and rich Burgars on the flood, / Or as it vvere the Pageants of the ſea, / Doe ouer-peere the petty traffiquers / That curſie to them, do them reuerence / As they flie by them vvith their vvouen vvings.