There were sniggers from the Plummergen spectators as they saw that the conker dangling from the string in his hand was a cheeser, one of the awkward, wedge-shaped nuts produced when two or more horse chestnuts developed inside the same prickly husk.

Total immunoablation is extremely dangerous.

When I saw her spidership my war-cry would have turned a Filipino bolo-man green with envy.

You may need to walk up to the front of the pack and physically gee the lead dog.