He would get some Pepto-Bismol and force Tom to drink it when he woke up, whether Tom wanted to or not.

Then they read to him ſome of the worthy Acts that ſome of his Servants had done. As how they had ſubdued Kingdoms, wrought Righteouſneſs, obtained Promiſes, ſtopped the mouths of Lions, quenched the violence of Fire, eſcaped the edge of the Sword; out of weakneſs were made ſtrong, waxed valiant in fight, and turned to flight the Armies of the Aliens. [Heb[rews] 11. 33, 34.]

Apparently, this all started with some Star Trek stories and RPF or “real person fic” started in a Duran Duran fanzine.

'That underweening manner', Shrapnel commented, conveyed 'the reverse of modesty'.