“Baby, don't ever apologize for something that's out of your control. I always enjoy myself when I'm with you. Whether we're in Georgia or Florida, wherever we are, it always feels like a baecation,” I said smiling.

Going a bit doolally-tap, if you ask me. Getting odd ideas.

I had to keep my head down so my ex wouldn't recognize me as I walked by.

And the prompter our payments the more pell-mell the news came in and the more obligingly gruesome its detail.