Oh, no, not another ship war between members of Team Edward and Team Jacob.

Worse still, the driving motivation for all too many of the bosses of water companies appears to be not to improve the environment or to secure London’s water supply but rather to trouser obscene salaries and bonuses

Nearer, I distinguished the green slime of ditches mixing with the pale drab of dried clay and shiny coaly patches.

Saddam pleads with Satan to help him, and then belittles Satan for his inaction by calling him a weak, stupid cumbucket.