The once-unthinkable to Hank became his concentrated project for the next several days: to hone his deckwise wife to the mysteries of spotting and capturing humpie salmon from the viewpoint of the wheelhouse.

I counted what looked like a Mess Hall, a single barracks and another under construction, and a field tent.

The yarns of seamen have a direct simplicity, the whole meaning of which lies within the shell of a cracked nut.

And this collection of grammatical errors and fucktardery is somehow emblematic of mature adulthood?