From the smogbound coast of Calif to the 'tater farms of Maine We will see you-all in Portland when it's stfcon time again!

These berries […] are a deadly and insidious poison, though very tardy in their action, often lying dormant in the blood for many days.

Typically when someone scores a stunning goal this early in the season — it’s only Week 2 — it gets forgotten, or at the very least lost in the shuffle after eight more months of worthy GOTY candidates. Not this year, though, because no one is forgetting Amarikwa chipping Adam Kwarasey from 35 yards out and burying the ball in the top corner.

I never wanna hear / From any cheerful Pollyannas / Who tell you Fate supplies a mate / It's all bananas