...IN VIEW of further steps to be taken in order to advance European integration, HAVE DECIDED to establish a European Union and to this end have designated as their plenipotentiaries...

Now, pilots download detailed flight plans and weather reports full of intricate graphics onto tablet devices. […] The secret sauce is how you use the information, said Tim Campbell, the senior vice president for air operations at American Airlines. Fundamentally, it's only a forecast and it's still weather.

Baker says leaders will simply be asked to Texasize their names. Under this plan, Yugoslavia's President Voyaslav Kostunicha will become Floyd Custer. Russian President Vladimir Putin will be changed to Chad Peters.

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