Gays are no more 'different' and 'special' than anyone else. Change 'homophobe' to 'humanphobe' and you'll get the label for all sexual types today.

There's no sense in not doin' a thing stalkily while you're about it.

I […] clung my legs as close to his sides as I could.

If you break the law, they will send you a letter. You disregard that they will send someone with a suit to your house. If you disregard Suit-Boy, you will be sent a subpoena. You disregard that they will send men with guns and dogs to your house.