It seems Swedish gangs, apparently no longer satisfied with knocking over their local IKEA’s, have taken to sneaking little people into the cargo holds of the buses by stowing them in suitcases.

[…] continual drinking is most convenient to the distemper of an hydropick body, though most disconvenient to its present welfare.

Confound all women, I say! muttered the young misogynist.

And as for the perfume which thou shalt make, ye shall not make to yourselves according to the composition thereof: it shall be unto thee holy for the Lord.