I bet you most programmers started out hacking. You think you're alone in that, but I'm sure you can find hundreds of people in this newsgroup with 48-hour hack-a-thon or similar kinds of stories. They may have been working with punched cards or with all-text displays, but hacking is hacking. That's why some of the dreaded professional programmers will see your fixation with obscure tricks as nothing more than a phase they've been through themselves.

I lost complete track of Frank Sinatra and while I was hunting for him I saw a fellow with my tramp makeup on, waiting to get into the clown car.

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