In the next few years, while Celtic continued with their suicidal youth policy, Stein made bricks without straw at Dunfermline.

A similar contraption was unveiled in July when some of Diaz’s neighbors attached 55-gallon barrels to a 1951 Chevrolet truck, hooked the drive shaft to a propeller and made their way north. The Coast Guard caught them as they approached South Florida. Some Cuban exiles pressured the U.S. government to let the “truckonauts,” as they called them, enter the country.

The typical carjacker is most interested in an easy heist.

'You talk funny,' I said to him. 'I mean, the other wardens say, Put that light out, but you shout, Put out the light.' 'Shakespeare,' the warden said in a deep voice.