I was finding college too hard, so I dropped science and switched to an easier course.

Subsequent encounters with other patrons suggest that the combination of ambiance and food in the Cafe had a profound effect. There shall gelatinous be our fate under the roilsome seas, and we shall take to it blissfully, one individual said.

all Pretences, or Pleas of Conscience, to the contrary, are nothing but Cant and Cheat, Flam and Delusion.

How is that not wrong on so many levels in your head?