Dung beetles dived into delicious organic cowpats left by longhorn cattle that hadn’t been fed wormers and parasiticides

She sat with a Mona Lisan smile, purring inaudibly and savoring the spicy future that had opened for them.

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The important thing was where you do it, not what you do (as the actress said to the bishop)