An' if it's a choice between my life an' yours, or the lives of everybody that happens to be wherever you're plannin' on crashin' this thing, then...well, happy trails to ya!

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

In Doctor Strange, which ensorcelled the forces of the universe to the tune of $85 million at the box office this weekend, love interest Rachel McAdams is “wasted,” lamented Slate’s Jacob Brogan in his review of the movie. McAdams plays an emergency room doctor, which is pretty cool … but not as cool as the ability to manipulate time, which is among Doctor Strange’s superhero powers—so it’s no wonder Benedict Cumberbatch gets to have all the fun in the movie. Perhaps this will teach McAdams once and for all: Girl, stop playing second fiddle to time-traveling men.

“Think of apologizing as an act of menschiness and bravery, because it is,” Ms. Ingall said.