If your guitar plays well on fretted strings but annoys you on the open ones, the nut's probably worn out.

Story: When Liu Yen-hui's father is prefect of Hu-chou 湖州 a turtle is found in a silver mine-pit and Presented to him with congratulations. But the father takes back the turtle and releases it. Years later, when Liu Yen-hui himself is on the way to his own post in Fang-chou 房州, the grateful turtle appears to assist his family trapped in a flood.

nonprojectile injuries

At times, indeed, Underwood seems to be aspiring to invertebracy.