The sandpaper strips off the old green paint, but it gunks up quickly.

It looks like a pile of leaves, but the Kimberley death adder can deliver a bite which could result in paralysis and death.

I shift in my seat trying to get comfortable refusing to believe that my dick is in full chub mode right now because of the girl whose pigtails I used to pull to try to drive her crazy when she was younger.

'It's a local fish - tastes just like barracuda,' said Leo from behind the bar as we dug into platteland-size plates of fish. A bunch of boitjies stood resting their boeps against the counter and talking about fish size and breast size.