A chocolate cakelette, caramel percolating from its warm top, is sided with peanut butter chantilly cream.

The Byzantines, wrote Robert of Clari, hooted and jeered from the battlements, and let down their clouts and showed them their backsides.

Bob was well educated and the family were established graziers. Nevertheless, he had his own brand of 'outbackery' to add to the flavour of the bush scene.

I narrated the first series and it went really well, so they commissioned me to get in among the muck and bullets and actually go on patrol around the world.