Thirdly, and laſtly, the maner of God his being alone, is to be in euerieplace indefinitiuely, repletiuely, or repleniſhingly.[…]Neither yet indefinitiuely, repletiuely, or repleniſhingly: for that, manner of placing doth properly and peculiarly belong vnto God, who is onely of an infinite and incomprehenſible being, whereas the diuell is a finite and circumſcriptible creature.

Yet there are, I am inclined to think, degrees of kickability: we can't kick quasars, David Bohm reminds me.

When they ride the cock carousel in preference to the responsible betas that they find so boring, well, we guess that they pay.

But to find the top team in football by this metric, we must look beyond the unbeatens.