Gave parties for all the campus arty-farties to come and drink up my booze and patronize me. . . . I could have had you that first night I brought you here.

Sea lions using haul-outs could be disturbed by closely approaching tour boats and charter/private vessels.

Teslaphiles are also eagerly awaiting the release of the Model X, which is currently teased on the manufacturer’s website.

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