At 123 yards, Royal Troon's par-3 eighth in the shortest hole in the Open Championship rota. Known as the Postage Stamp, the eighth's distance has produced plenty of aces – most recently, Ernie Els in 2004, but Gene Sarazen's hole-in-one remains the benchmark, as the Squire accomplished said feat at 71 years old. Conversely, the hole is not a walk in the park.

A druggie would grab the pricey electronics and such, and beat feet.

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Main sculpture on head dorsum coarse, longitudinally rugulose and/or carinulate, ground sculpture conspicuously areolate, always dull.