[…] there is a a Country, in the World, call’d Turkey; where Women are secur’d against the Danger of Sun-burning, by being kept out of the open Air, and lock’d up, like other Jewels, in Places where no Mischief can reach ’em.

Dooced good fishing in Blankshire, threw in Charlie Mayne.

Their spelling would often make Josh Billings envious and their logic is only in process and hasn't yet been “ Lawsonized.” But we don't worry over their crudity while they are learning to strike out.

Al þus eld me for-dede... Y ne mai no more of loue done, Mi pilkoc pisseþ on mi schone...