Parker struggled with her first end at 90 meters in the eighthfinal and it plagued her for the remainder of the morning round.

The detective's reconstruction of what happened that night is dubious.

[T]he singing chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. . . was pressed by our colleague, Washington Post columnist David Ignatius, into demonstrating his reported ability to sing a rendition of the Irish holiday song, “Christmas in Killarney.” The general, improbably, took the bait, and you can now hear it.

Hank Schrader: Yeah. I want Shania Twain to give me a tuggie. Guess what? That ain't happening, either.