Tʻai-pei is still as Chinese as a spring roll - with barbecue sauce on top. - Peter Biddlecombe

Let's celebrate this awful, awful day with my first Vriska piece, a humanstuck headcanon spitefully inspired by what was at the time, the most popular humanstuck headcanon for Vriska, a blonde bitchy cheerleader. As an indirect response, mine ended up being a tabletop turbonerd

[…] If I shout, […] up you come, and lam out with your whip as hard as you can lick. Do you understand?

‘The band... gives her [Blanche Calloway] excellent support, blaring out the hotcha special arrangements in typical Harlem style.’