By then I was out and proud, with Martina Navratilova telling me to buy a Subaru. I liked the Lesbaru.

He shook Chaz's hand. “Please call me Ronin.” Ronin. The sexy, mysterious name fit him perfectly.

So you broke it. Boo hoo! Get a grip, and clean up the mess.

On the day of my inauguration, the director of the Nationalist Party county office ordered the Chungli mayor to stop trash collection. Because I could not command the Chungli sanitation department directly—it is administered at the local level—piles of garbage began to fester on the streets.