She had an ass like a tractor, all boxy and rumblesome.

I visualized businessmen trying to see the tops of her stockings or into the valley of her décolletage as she bent to put drinks on a table.

You're gonna mess up my hairdo. That's a hairdo? Looks more like a hairdon't to me. Yeah? And what do you think yours looks like? Great, as always.

The compulsive editor, when checking the specs on an article, can't help checking also for such items as initial capital and closing dingbat, if they are used routinely. These decorative items have a way of being forgotten...