Show your knave's visage, with a pox to you. Show your sheep-biting face, and be hanged an hour.

And it gets worse. Barcelona will have to pay even more if he is fired in the interim. Last week, TV3 reported that a high severance payment - amounting to a total of about 12m euros - is on the table.

Churchill may, however, simply have been seven decades ahead of his time: new research has revealed that climatic conditions may be suitable for the black-veined white to fly in Britain once again.

However, the beaches have, no doubt, recovered and been made physically more resilient through the upgrading of beaches and biobelts.