It's almost as if the urge to washboard is intrinsically human.

Pro-Trump political influencers have spent years building a well-oiled media machine that swarms around every major news story, creating a torrent of viral commentary that reliably drowns out both the mainstream media and the liberal opposition.

Pogh! says the exciseman, I believe I am as good a man as he. Besides, here are five of us.

Dip in and out quickly and with a swash three or four times. This serves to wash off the dust that has settled while the fruit is on the trays.