Still, the qualification for admission to the Reformatory will be the commission of some crime; there is nothing to protect children from the misteaching of parents.

If your name be Horatio, as I am let to know it is[…]

After months of blundering, caused by underestimating Chinese resistance, the Japanese have finally thrown their full force into the drive. Kaifeng has fallen and the vital city of Chengchow is endangered.

Well, Squirr, asked and now she is going to get an answer or two. What do men do with the sploof after they have indulged in a bit of self-administered pleasure? Well the short-answer is probably that they clean up that teaspoonfull (incidentally it is about 1 calories worth for the diet-conscious) with whatever is convenient. I'd like to think it was always with white disposable tissues but I know I'm wrong. From a drunken discussion with some married heterosexual men a few years ago, I can claim most simply used a dirty T-shirt from the laundry bag (If they were unmarried I suspect the T-shirt would be on the floor) and the one exception was the cleanliness freak amongst that number who only ever J/O'd in the shower. Personally I have never liked J/Oing when I'm been standing. It takes too much concentration to manage to balance as well as coming. Having a shower as well would really confuse things for me.