Even though I still love Allisaac and Scira, I still think Scallison is the #1.

Devilish heads, five cubits in bigness from brow to chin, were carven in high relief along the five other walls: thirteen heads in all, very deformed and uglisome, laying out their tongues; and on the end of each tongue was stood a lamp brightly burning, and the eyes of the great faces were looking-glasses nicely cut up with facets to throw back the rays of the lamps, so that the whole banquet-room was lit with a brilliance of lamplight.

Marty McFly: Wait a minute. If I drive straight towards the screen, I'll crash into those Indians. Dr. Emmett Doc Brown: Marty, you're not thinking fourth-dimensionally. You'll instantly be transported to 1885 and those Indians won't even be there.

He makes his qin students take calligraphy with him, and calligraphy and painting students play the qin.