The user asked if she could access the appropriate help desk ASAP, but Ben's colleague simply said 'No' and hung up. And that, says Ben, was the first time I ever saw a ticket closed with the cause code PEBCAK. Which for those of you with bad memories for acronyms stands for Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard. Ben told us this was certainly not the last time his help desk applied code PEBCAK.

Find 'em, feel 'em' fugg 'em, and forget 'm is my motto.

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At Compton Chamberlayne in 1597 the surveyor noted that, '. . . there is a chaulk pytt at the south-west corner of Compton arable fields neere the bottom of the Downe, where the tenants doe fetche Chaulk for manuringe theyr Lands