By midnight, two hours after the polls had closed, the first results showed a massive 10 per cent swing right across the country. […] A defeated David Cameron and his wife, Samantha, left the count down but not out.

Oakley shows how a misaccount arises from “masculine ambivalence" about birth, which obstructs women from producing new accounts.

Flat, unspankable buttocks. Large aureoles on tiny breasts. Unlike his gold engagement ring, she isn't made to measure.

The only clarification Alice was forced to make later concerned her apparent antikissing stance. She assured everyone she was not predicting its end when women became equal.