But it’s mainly a bad thing because it means tackling the snakepit behind our TV; the extension leads, HDMI cables and coaxials that I chucked together willy-nilly when we moved in because I apparently favour immediate access to Netflix over basic electrical safety.

Now when the maids and pages all were gone, / One onely lampe upon the cubbard burning[…]

St Cyprian's was an expensive and snobbish school which was in process of becoming more snobbish, and, I imagine, more expensive.

Use self-fabric for the pockets.