A heckin' kleptomaniac, he was it.

[…] Pale through night’s curtain gleam’d By fits the lunar intermittent ray, That quiv’ring serv’d to light his lonely steps

In order to live a happier life, one of the first steps is to realize that the world is not out to get you.

Your post is looking suspiciously like one of those litfan vs mediafan debates that are so incredibly stupid and pathetic and do nothing more than irritate people.