Beach huts, owned or leased, are not habitable but can be used as a shelter and changing room on the beach.

With the Gunners far too lightweight in midfield, Mikel Arteta dropped back into a deeper-lying role. This freed Yossi Benayoun to go further forward, a move that helped forge a rare Arsenal chance on 30 minutes when the Israeli released Van Persie, only for the Dutchman's snap-shot to be tipped around the post.

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At least I'm not a chubber, although the pay‐off is Britain's smallest breasts.